In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: it goes on. (Robert Frost)

I think I've discovered the secret of life - you just hang around until you get used to it. (Charles Schulz)

Life is not so bad if you have plenty of luck, a good physique, and not too much imagination. (Christopher Isherwood)

Life... is like a grapefruit. It's orange and squishy, and has a few pips in it, and some folks have half a one for breakfast. (Douglas Adams)

Suppose the world were only one of God's jokes, would you work any the less to make it a good joke instead of a bad one? (George Bernard Shaw)

To live is so startling it leaves little time for anything else. (Emily Dickinson)

Life is something that everyone should try at least once. (Henry J. Tillman)

When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained. (Mark Twain)

There are two ways to slide easily through life: to believe everything or to doubt everything; both ways save us from thinking. (Theodore Rubin)

My formula for living is quite simple. I get up in the morning and I go to bed at night. In between, I occupy myself as best I can. (Cary Grant)

Life is something that happens when you can't get to sleep. (Fran Lebowitz)

Life is like a taxi. The meter just keeps a-ticking whether you are getting somewhere or just standing still. (Lou Erickso)

I hope life isn't a big joke, because I don't get it. (Jack Handey)